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Ditto for me, except mine was in Granny Grey. It took corners fairly well, too.

+1 and a thousand times yes.

Number 4 is one of the major driving factors behind me starting my own car company. It makes me sad.

Any 80's Ford pickup or 90's GM pickup.

I've seen enough chase videos narrated by Sheriff John Bunell to know he should have done a PIT maneuver on the tail section. I'm just sayin.

Any of the two Rolls Royce legends. Particularly, the special mechanic.

Jungle AND dubstep in the same song?! Whaaaaaat....

Good grief...like Plainview or Tulia or something? I hope it's family and not business, because there's no way it's a pleasure trip. That is, unless you were a fan of really large, imposing grain elevators in close proximity of interstates...

There is no such thing as a lower panhandle... only Lubbock.

+1. I was laughing for a hour over this one.

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My second admission is the first line from his least verbose and most emotional review, the series 13 finale review of the Aston Martin V-12 Vantage.

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I'll submit two of the best reviews that he's ever done, and the best lines from them, since it's so hard to chose. First, the Mercedes-Benz CLK 63 AMG Black.

Didn't even come close on what it promised to deliver, looks or performance. Google the concept to see what I mean.

You are correct, sir.

Electric motors are measured in kW, like the Aussies measure their car engines.

The Ford SuperCooler, from their 1993 Mustang II concept...and 2003 Lightning concept.

Steve McQueen is disgusted by your shenanigans.

Oi, XBL: m08573r

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT! YOU WAIT A MONTH AND A HALF TO CHARGE ME, THEN THREE DAYS LATER, YOU FUCK ME IN THE ASS WITH THIS BULLSHIT?!