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Sam I - Texalopnik Ambassador
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I actually laughed out loud at 3rd gear today, because I knew how the post was going to end.

We had one in our shop where I used to work, and with open headers is sounded like an angry snorting 60's era muscle car. To know that that power is in such a subdued package is sublime.

No one for the Yakuza vehicle of choice?

Remember: Waxing it voids the warranty.

At 0:49, I thought it said "Indian Nipple Rd." I peed myself laughing.

Dat (much improved) ass!

Toyota continues to be the King of Overpriced. Seriously, they have some of the highest MSRP/cost profit margins in the world. Except for Luxury and Exotic car makers, of course.

"Dear American people, Please bail us out. We'll build you an electric car!! Kthxbye, GM"

That would be Plymouth, and....Plymouth. The correct answer(s) would have been Charger and Challenger SRT-10. Thanks for playing!

They time you now via the toll system. If your time is faster than the speed limit, then you get a ticket. Ask me how I know.

This is going as fast as a fully encumbered NA Miata can go (anything over 80 makes it angry...)

I-10 in Texas, between El Paso and Junction. Speed limit is 80mph, but there are sections where you can cruise as fast as you'd like, for oh, dozens of miles at a time, withous seeing a police officer. Most of them don't even care if you do speed, as long as you do it safely (no other cars on the road, good weather

Everytime I'm in OK, I always find myself asking "Oh God, it's been 5 hours and I'm still in Oklahoma?! WHY?!?!?"

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Side note: I'm not a fan of motorcycles, but DAAAAAMN those are nice bikes!

I know you know this, but this joke was written in the 40's. I love how it's just a bunch of crap bolted to a bellhousing.

Well, like most things that seem 100% foreign, apparently 2 of the 9 members are actually American. I'm ashamed that I know this.

The absolute land speed record (since 1963). Before you rally the villagers with pitchforks and torches, let me explain.

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Good lord, no I didn't. I had no clue that even existed. I just pulled the first old-school computer name that came to my mind. Maybe I should have said Amiga?

This is what I've been saying for years. There is no classic computer market. "Ooh, a Commadore 64! I bet that will kick the ass of some current computers, and look even better while doing it!"