@electricworry: In the great state of Texas, it's actually illegal to drive in the left lane and not yield to those who want to pass. It's a $200 fine, but doesn't get enforced nearly enough. The list of keep right laws can be found here:

@Enorym: The video at 1:13 sounds like something from a Pink Floyd album. Absolutely amazing.

@Gimmi Mørgäikkönën: Close. I was thinking more along these lines

Where are your sources, man? Along the same vein of thought, using wikipedia in embedded links does not count as a reliable source.

RAM YEAR END TRUCK SALE! Prices, banners, and the sky are all falling, falling, falling!

@Slackslider: He's got a pretty successful chain here in San Antonio

@brandegee: Thank you! I will go to the chalkboard at once to work on the Stringback Driving Glove Theory!

@Shark249: I'm not sure this is what they mean when they talk about drinking and driving...

@MinardiGP: Awesome COTD trophy is awesome. I had my computer speakers up and scared 3 cats out of my office. Thanks!

@DeadBuick: Thanks DeadBuick! Creativity really does strike like lightening. I'm sure tomorrow I'll make a "FIRST!" comment.

@Skink: Old Lotus was a sublime driving experience. The new Lotus has more of an effect on those seeing you in one. They'll think you're a douche.

@evoCS: Oh man, me either. I was bracing for Goatse-level shenanigans.

@anthromt: Thank you for the local brew.

@$kaycog: OMG I GOT THE FIRST SLOPPY SECONDS FROM $kaycog!!!

@TwinTurbo Gokart: That's ok by me. Thanks for the love!

@bill in tx: From one Texan to another, thanks!

@GuardDuck: This is a fallacy, evidenced in line 5. The only possible solution of line 5 is a=b=0. To go from lines 5 to 6, you must divide by zero, which is mathematically undefined. Example:

@OG_: Thanks, OG_!

@Subie fanatic driving a Toyota Matrix: Thank yo...wait a second. Toyota Matrix? Que sad...

@RadioFlyerPartDeux: Thank you!