What’s next?

Taking photos of black people has always been a bit more difficult than it has to be. This is maybe just the latest issue. HP had this computer a few years ago with facial recognition software that would not recognize dark skinned people unless they were under a really bright light, and interracial couples have for…

Kitchenette is one of my favorite Jezebel features. Thanks for this! : )

Nope. Those fuckheads have it coming.

Stop, please...I can only get so erect.

well actually three if you believe the rumours

That’s what gets me about her, the shaming of other women in similar situations. I had a baby young and out of wedlock, it made me more sympathetic towards other women. To Bristol Palin however, it further elevated her high horse, hypocrisy and complete lack of empathy. I reserve my feelings of compassion for the…

A woman who shames other women in to abstaining from sex until marriage has had not one but two pregnancies out of wedlock?

Hey, I worked as an investigative journalist trying to get information on the Fairfax Country Police Department’s history of violence a few months ago following the Geer case, and got a first hand experience of how insane Virginia’s FOIA laws are when it comes to requesting information regarding police activities…

Still not on her side. I mean it does suck that Adam Sandler sucks, no shit. But did anyone else see her interview with Rich on Gawker yesterday? Fuck Rose McGowan.

At this point I think Adam Sandler might just be a jizz crusted sock from some MRA dude bro’s masturbatory habits that became sentient because life starts at ejaculation.

Could Rose possibly have been fired instead based on that bizarro Gawker interview she did the other day? I thought I loved her, but it seems like she’s been erratic and possibly crazypants.

Your mother wouldn’t let you leave the dinner table until everyone had finished. The etiquitte standards should actually be higher in a “fine dining” establishment.

I’m guessing you like a lot of caramel in your frappuccino.

They see the boss rarely or never. They see the server several times a meal. It’s always easier for them to take it out on those they can actually see. That’s how douchecanoes operate.

It must be nice not to have to work through grad school or - God forbid, after - in a service job.

Roberto Ferdman is super special and never worked for minimum wage or in a service job, so he’s super special and the world revolves around his personal preferences. That’s all I really got from this.

Actually saying something insensitive doesn’t = racism. Racism is the belief in the superiority and/or inferiority of one race over another. Making a comment like “I don’t care if she’s purple” does not denote that the speaker feels superiority or inferiority of one race of another. Your understanding of what makes a…

She’s mixed. The pic with her siblings make that pretty obvious. I think her mom probably had a secret.

That image is sad, but I’m hoping you’re not criticizing my correct use of the word pagan? You know, when talking about pagan faiths?

Satanists and Buddhists, along with various stripes of pagan faith, are the only religions I have a modicum of tolerance for. Monotheism, man. It’s the reason they can’t peacefully coexist with other religions. It’s at the heart of their faith, Highlander style: there can be only one.