The Nate Diaz of animals.

Dear GOD. Her VOICE. It’s like the flange on a portable heater warming up and cooling over and over and over.

Nice.

Would 6 years of jail have made him a better person? No. Will 6 months? No. No blend of jail time would have.

The Prowler. It SHOULD have been what they promised. Sorry, a retro hot rod doesn’t have 216hp and a v6. No thanks.

DAMN!!!

Buick would be one of the best selling brands if they simply just produced the Avista. It’s sex.

I had a model of this car as a kid. It was super fast when i threw it down some pillow-supported cardboard ramps.

And can you prove he was driving slow? Maybe he was going the speed limit

Why, if he’s *about* to run into you, would you call 911? They won’t do a thing. No crime was committed.

Would 6 years of jail have made him a better person? No. Will 6 months? No. No blend of jail time would have.

#COTD

This sounds good? Sounds like a Volvo diesel.

About 22% of the time according to this blog.

THANK YOU. Stuck with stupid DISH and can’t watch anything. FML

Soccer and basketball are on different levels of flopping. I don’t watch football. Hockey is my love. And hockey has stiff fines for flopping. Plus, hockey has this whole system of paying people back for being pathetic.

I didn’t say I hated anything besides flops. But could someone who understands the rules hate soccer because of flops? Sure. What does basketball have to do with that? Nothing.

UUUGE!

That’s why you teach them! My 4 month old daughter took swimming lessons - granted, it’s technically just floating lessons - to prepare against the very very scary chance that she could fall in our pool.

And can chew on their toes.