Honestly. You just defecated the most beautifully written and disgusting piece of [im]moral writing I’ve ever read. Go support a family and write on the side. Go be a dad. Grow up.

Same. Also got a package from them... Not sure if they just sent me the card anyway.

Same. Also got a package from them... Not sure if they just sent me the card anyway.

MAYBE she’s diabetic and needs the uptake in blood sugar!

I got the same email, but mine was shipped... I even emailed them asking to have it emailed, but no response. Oh well.

I got the same email, but mine was shipped... I even emailed them asking to have it emailed, but no response. Oh…

Is it a digital code? Or will something be shipped?

Is it a digital code? Or will something be shipped?

Sorry. My wife and I make about $75k combined. There’s no way in hell you could find a place in Southern California where you wouldn’t be surrounded by drugs and crime for less than $1800/month - not even including other housing costs. Don’t get me started on groceries and eating healthy.

This is like the idiots that drive 5 miles out of their way to get $0.20/gal cheaper gas. Even if you bought 20 gallons, according to the gov’t standard cost of mileage, you just lost $1.50.

The big up-and-coming bed bug danger zone are movie theaters. Don’t put your jacket/purse/belongings on the seat next to you - put it on the floor.

And I almost never see them in drawers. Too much movement. They much more prefer to be UNDER the nightstand. Another key spot he missed: Any picture frames over the bed/headboard.

Demand a new room or a refund.

Trust me. It’s a huge problem. I do inspections and treatments on the side... No hotels are safe. And there is no easy solution.

THIS. You don’t even realize it. You watch a movie and forget they’re monetizing a life, a struggle, a suffering...

No Supra??

I remember my dad taking me to Jiffy Lube to pick up his company work truck (he personally does the maintenance for cars he owns, but this one isn’t his choice). My dad signs the receipt, while the front desk clerk starts frantically searching for the key to the truck, when the manager walks in and confronts my dad.

Somebody needs to spoof this as a Subaru commercial immediately.