Ignoring people on fucking Twitter isn’t “ducking questions”, it’s simply being an intelligent human being that values their sanity.

Crap, I downloaded every single one of them except Luxury Cars SUV Traffic (it sounded pretentious). With those incredible, not-at-all-low-effort icons and names, who could resist?

Nice job capturing the signature Trump butthole mouth in that top picture, Ashley.

Nice job capturing the signature Trump butthole mouth in that top picture, Ashley.

The protection against shunning is a particularly weird take. “Not only do I have a first amendment right to express myself, but you had damn well better engage me in a conversation, regardless of what I say. You have no right to opt out of my bullshit. COME BACK HERE.” 

Yes. Libs are the ones determining how other people should act. Conservatives would never tell somebody what is socially acceptable and what should be outlawed.

Khabib should not have jumped over the cage to attack Conor’s BJJ guy who was spouting verbal garbage at him throughout his big moment. He should indeed be penalized.

I haven’t seen anyone justify Khabib’s actions.  What I do see is a lot of people wanting Dana and the UFC to admit that they did spur this on.  They sat idly by and let Connor say vile things all because it sold PPVs.  Now the ramifications of letting Connor run wild and using his words in their marketing campaign…

Connor and White seemed to be the only ones not picking up on the fact that Khabib was not fucking playing. Connor comes out like a cartoon villain, insulting Khabib’s family, manager, culture and religion, he throws a fake fucking kick at the weigh in and Khabib does nothing. Because you know where he’s from it’s not…

Watch Trump Jr start doing it on purpose to be just like his pop.

Trump:

This.

That’s a very small piece of toilet paper for such a large piece of shit.

Meh. I can’t argue against that. If David Duke was diagnosed Parkinson’s, I’d extend my sympathies to other people with Parkinson’s for now having something in common with David Duke. I already share the white male thing with him. If I found out he also had irritable bowel syndrome and liked building model ships, I’d…

Keep hoping for that breast cancer relapse to happen any day now.

“We’ve been estranged from my brother for years. Ever since he started spouting all this insane nonsense like ‘brown people deserve basic human rights’ and ‘the holocaust was bad, actually’ we’ve been unable to countenance his presence at family gatherings. A true shame.”

As someone who has gotten all his lie detector test information from crime serials, I understand the key to bluffing the test involves clenching and unclenching one’s asshole. Pence is doomed; he’s never unclenched in his life.

Pence says he’d take a lie detector “in a heartbeat”. Jokes on u! He doesnt have a heartbeat.

What are the chances that Mueller already possesses some of these text chains?