- How To Befriend the Older, Nontraditional Student Who Has His Own Thing Going At Home But Will Gladly Teach You What He Knows Over Lunch Sometime

I prefer to lean wit it, rock wit it. Direction of rockage and leanage is discretionary.

THANK GOD someone called this shit out.
Lean In benefits the corporate structure...and no one else.
Corporate feminism is bullshit, y'all.

The backlash against the toxic, antifeminist hokum that is Lean In cannot come fast enough. It's fucking Orwellian.

Honestly, anything that puts a fine point on how ridiculously fraudulent the entire "Olympic movement" has become is fine by me. They aren't a blip in the system, they're a by-product of an obtuse corrupt and just plain weird system.

Basically this.

Ughhh. I hate it when people do the whole non-conformist eye-roll and say, "I thought about getting a tattoo, but now everybody's getting them. Yawn." How do they not hear the utter cockshittery of their own words? The entire point of doing what you want is doing what you want, whether you're the first person or the…

How the fuck large are these gift bags?!

There is never a bad time to post this video...

"Honestly, I judge people a little for doing this. There are hundreds of thousands of children waiting to be adopted, yet people will spend so much money just to produce another human being that shares some of their genetic code. "

Even though the birthrate in most 1st world countries is under the replacement rate, it's important to yell about it because... reasons.

Since it's already started, I'll put my inevitable grey comment here. It's not for infertile people, or people who struggle to conceive, to save the world & adopt all the babies. Fertile people are just as capable of adopting as those who struggle to conceive. It's not up to anyone but the parents to decide how they…

One of these days, firms will understand that Sallie Mae accepts neither "valuable experience" nor "exposure" as valid forms of payment.

Kate Beaton has a comic for all situations:

I have a close friend with a fistula bc of a chronic illness. I get that this is funny on the surface and I hate to be that downer but it's an awful thing to live with and I am sure this would help her a lot versus what she currently does to keep dry and clean.

When I started reading this I though the writer was probably at least 45 ... but THIRTY? People are actually worried about dressing their age at 30? That's too funny! It only crossed my mind this year, and I'm 60 ... and the only reason I refuse to wear the current crop of "teen fashion" is because it's unflattering…

Wow, a lot of the people in that comment section don't appear to be familiar with Chuck Close's work (cries of this isn't art from people so qualified to make the determination that they've never heard of Chuck Close, true aficionados they are).

I heard on NPR the other day about this really bad batch of heroin that's been killing lots of people in Pennsylvania, and it was heroin mixed with fentanyl, something new that hasn't been seen before. Apparently, deadly OD's essentially doubled just in one town alone. So I am assuming that the police believe that now…

This? This here? This is what parenting feels like in its finest moments. Time slows, you hear some sort of indie guitar act in the back of your mind, and you become perfectly in tune with the joy and wonder your child is experiencing and it's better than if you were experiencing it first hand, because you are sharing…

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