This could be the greatest film yet made by humankind but I will never know because even the trailers give me fucking panic attacks.

Found a person to be naked in front of who doesn't give a shit about hair. Married him.

Not a damn thing. Shower, brush teeth and hair, wear clean clothes.

Samesies. I am not a beautiful woman and I'm getting dangerously close to 40 but I never wear makeup (no, not even gloss—that is TOTALLY makeup!) ever ever ever and I get compliments. Not like random strangers walking down the street but if I'm especially dressed up for an occasion, people tell me I look nice. I mean,…

Word. And I do sometimes wonder how many people have actually really tried to resist patriarchal norms because in my personal life, with my set of circumstances, I don't feel I have been at all punished in any real meaningful ways. I decided in college (I am almost 40 now, so I have been at this for a long time) that…

They do kind of fade but you can still see that there are two, or at one time there were two. At least, last time I looked, which was several months ago when I was cleaning up the general area.

Um. I'm plenty professional, full-time employed, and I have told many people to email me because my phone is always near.

I still have mine (two years old now I guess). I mean, I don't whip it out and pass it around, it's sitting in a box on my dresser and I'm pretty sure my husband doesn't even know I kept it, but I can't bring myself to throw it away. We tried to have a baby for five years. That positive test felt like a major…

Mary Jane sandals, khaki capris and cotton tunic shirt, no make-up, hair in a pony-tail. Academia!

If you're an alien, I don't know what I am. I haven't worn a spot of makeup since middle school (I'm almost 40 and have worked a variety of professional/office jobs, though certainly I am no high powered lawyer or Wall Street executive), I don't "do" my hair other than wash it and I don't dress up unless I have to (I…

Okay everyone, I get it now. You can stop explaining cream pies to me. It's what happens when a man and a woman love each other very very much and then film it. I have been educated.

I like it because it gets the dude mostly out of the picture. I prefer my porn dudes to be mostly theoretical.

Hentai is animated porn.

Oh. Huh. So just basically unprotected sex then. Man, my sex life just started to sound way more wild and crazy!

Oh good a forum where I can ask this without having to google (which would doubtless yield horrifying results). What is a creampie?

I actually had a pretty easy recovery, or I would have made a stink about getting the meds that I'd not been sent home with. The colace they gave me while still in the hospital did wonders for the poop. That stuff is no joke. I actually saw a commercial for it on TV the other day and one of the happy colace-users is…

I didn't get any opiates :( I did want to marry Toradol, though. They didn't send me home with any of that either. But I liked it while I was in the hospital. A lot.

The companies that make herbal supplements get plenty of money in their hands.

I just don't tell anyone. Who needs to know what medications I am taking other than myself and my doctor? Answer: no one. It's my business.

As much as I find Torchwood unintentionally hilarious and terrible, I think Gwen was a legitimate attempt to make a female version of the highly flawed hero trope and holy shit do people hate her for it. Her other unforgivable sin is being teased for a couple seasons as a possible love interest for Jack and that would…