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PirateGeisha
samantha-s-reckford

Excuse me? I have *always* known that I wanted to be a professional mermaid.

Having just spent last week at the hospital detoxing my dad, this is a depressing read. I’d like to think he might actually stop drinking this time, but it is so unlikely.

My good friend from college was murdered by her ex and he appealed his sentence of 50 years. He strangled her. The court heard the appeal and his sentence is now 99 years. He was given 1183 days of jail credit. Bye, asshole.

When I was in high school, I took an online writing class. There was only one guy in the class. Each week we had to write a short story or some sort of fictional short story exercise (think character bios). We all knew each other’s full names and there was a photo on our profiles.

Lawyers call it “Argyling.”

Ugh...the thought of looking at this rapey fucker with a “toned down nice guy” makeover is triggering my gag reflex!

“I’m sick and tired of people like you...”

I look forward to seeing how he looks with short hair, horn-rimmed glasses, and a sweater vest.

I look forward to seeing how he looks with short hair, horn-rimmed glasses, and a sweater vest.

You don’t need genitals to sexually assault someone...it’s about power, and in this case a truly broken psyche.

and one column simply marked, ‘kill.’

Potentially 19 sexual assault cases. That fucker needs castrated, like yesterday. He obviously can’t handle having operant genitals.

Moor, please! I would watch the SHIT out of that!

Did anyone else imagine this set in period-accurate 19th-century England with Ice Cube as Oliver?

It’s definitely possible to write about the person you love in a beautiful way, but it’s few and far between (and correlates highly with being a professional writer).

This one is my favorite:

mewling mayoboy

I think her argument is he should have been in jail already and those years of her life wouldn’t have been wasted.

The sick fuck really did like to eat fresh.

Park and Cronenberg should get together to make a film, it will be the most disgusting, wonderful, artful, magnificent, suspenseful film ever created.