Not about the film specifically but ITW generally: This was the first version of the Cinderella story I ever came across where the stepmother and stepsisters were conventionally attractive. I still remember how thunderstuck tween me was watching the VHS of the original Broadway production that afternoon at school,…

My hopes for this adaptation aren't high, especially knowing they've cut Any Moment (which has considerable narrative consequences for everything that follows) and that Ever After exists only in instrumental form.

I find myself increasingly excited for this. However, it still bothers me that children are playing Little Red and Jack. #excitedandscared

I thought that was Kiernan Shipka (Sally Draper) and was trying to remember if she was in the movie.

For a hot second I thought that was Emma Watson.

Tina's face in this photo, arguably the best part of the story, seems to be missing....

Who did they get to stand in for Rachel McAdams? Who is this person?

Jesus was clearly a white man with blue eyes who loved apple pie and baseball and wait where is Jerusalem again? Kansas?

BEAUTIFUL AT EVERY CONTRAST RATIO

Oh god

YOU TINSEL-COVERED TRAITOR

"We passed the Turing test! Bwuahhhaaa haaa."

RIP Twisty. His backstory was terribly heartbreaking.

I can't remember who said it, but it's a relevant quote: "For most of us, unadorned reality would boil our eyeballs...who among us, who buy tickets to war movies, would also buy a ticket to the war?"

I'm so sick of "nonthreatening" being used as an insult. When's the last time you heard that word used as a compliment? Who the FUCK wants to be threatened?

Some people just need a boundary to chaffe against, or they can't tell the difference between content and annoyed. This time it's showing up as a feminist thing, but she sounds like her life is a Goldilocks situation.

I too thought she was going to say that Dell pimped her out.

VERY!!! disappointed in the missed opportunity on last night's AHS to include a nod to Katherine Dunn's 1989 literary nightmare Geek Love. When Mordrake persuaded Ethel to delve deeper into her pain, I thought for sure she was going to admit that she and Dell had chemically tinkered with her pregnancy to ensure that…

One day I overheard a girl yelling at a boy on the (pay)phone with the same name as my boyfriend. Being a one stoplight town, I was curious and asked her his last name. Turns out, she was yelling at her/my boyfriend. We hitchhiked to his house (with a super creepy dude) and upon knocking on the door, discovered he was…