Her hair shines like polished mahogany and I am am completely captivated. Does anyone know how a plebe can achieve this look?

Will you elaborate on this story? I'm also very curious about how this particular association became so strongly cemented, but I don't think that I have the guts to watch "Birth of a Nation."

... I see you, dude.

Very, very impressive eyebrow, though

Great earrings, shame about the sloppy fiance

Like anything, there is a spectrum. I suffer from Major Depressive Disorder, and was recently hospitalized for it and therefore had the opportunity to meet a range of people with the same condition. A very common symptom of depression and anxiety is to self-isolate. Some depressed people party and have friends,…

LOVE this glasses + eye makeup combo. It's like Gwen Stefani meets Prettiest Teacher in Elementary School Who Everyone Has a Crush On

She is GAWGIOUS.

It's a real deer! Watch carefully: it moves it's ears and turns it's head away from her.

Taylor is pulling off Nicole Kidman-style Old School Ice Queen and KILLING IT. I love everything about this. Shine on, you crazy diamond.

She looks so much like Nicole Kidman here! I am so ON BOARD with her transformation from country girl-next-door to Ice Queen. She is slaying.

Yes, please. Love the sleeves, the belt, the beading, the chiffon.... glorious.

Her legs to not seem to be attached to her body in a rational way. Is there some odd 'shop work, here? Did they cut and paste someone else's legs, or legs from a different photo?

MissAnnThropist, where did your story get the title "The Judge's Chambers"?

A "Watteau" train dress, more properly called "Sacque back," is a style of dress invented in the 18th century which involved an attached cape that cascaded in pleats from the back neckline and merged seamlessly into the skirt of the gown. The nickname "Watteau" comes from a popular painter of the time, who portrayed…

It's not fair that girls bear the brunt of this issue, especially when modern clothing companies all sell such scandalously skimpy stuff. It's difficult to FIND a shirt that covers your belly in normal mall stores like H&M or American Apparel! That said, I don't think that crop tops are appropriate school wear, but…

I like this thing where she smiles but keeps the corners of her mouth pointing down. It's saying "I'm amused, but not THAT amused."

What happened here? There is some quality dissonance between this costume and all the others in the group. And her weapon in a Party City plastic pirate sword!

My absolute favorite part is the demented laughter at 3:25. And her face when she slices the banana up.

You've got a typo in the header- "wine" should be spelled "hobo liquor."