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Ah yes! The mighty pose of female power. What's the phrase? "Bow down, bitches"?

We were taking selfies at Chick-Fil-A

Well, this is embarrassing: I lost a minotaur in the Bronx over Thanksgiving. If you can reunite us by St. Patrick's day, I'll give you 4 packs clove cigarettes and a sloppy handjob.

I would change my name to either Roslyn or Dierdre.

Dartmouth actually DOES have a "mandatory" talk about date rape during orientation- the problem is that attendance is not enforced. My freshman year, only about 1/5 of the audience was men.

Not to mention being dyslexic and paraplegic! He is seriously inspiring and has overcome so many obstacles to reach his current success.

It may be partially about the changing image of "wealth"- whereas wealth once meant being able to obtain enough food and a life of leisure to cultivate a soft body, as opposed to being wiry and tough from physical labor all day, it now means being able to afford surgery, gym membership, personal trainer, expensive

Apparently, some people think shower caps are the defining feature of the Black Female Experience.

Because EPIC

Can we talk about that one line? "That fairy tale ending with a knight in shining armor / She can be my Sleeping Beauty / I’m gon’ put her in a coma"? I guess he means a.... sexual coma? Still seems like he's making light of abuse. There shouldn't be a place in pop music for romanticizing the idea of beating on

This white-haired model is breathtaking... now THAT's a true platinum blonde. Is white hair cool? It should be cool.

She looks just like the Snow Queen from "Frozen"! Actually, Frozen would have been better if Elsa dressed like this.

Wild guess: She read (or saw) "Memoirs of a Geisha" and is thinking of an unfulfilled love affair between a geisha and her married client, and the love is "unconditional" because it can never be properly (i.e. legally) fulfilled? Like, the geisha always has to be a mistress and can never be a wife?

Usually I don't think that smoking is glamorous, but MAN OH MAN she is making it work.

I think I'm in love. Her belly looks so... touchable.

This angle is very elegant! Love the back draping, but the front hem looks far too long.

She is sending out some serious Rita Hayworth in "Gilda" vibes and I love it

Something about the ridiculously expensive watch over the tattoo sleeve really grinds my gears. Irrational anger FtW!

Yes! Ke$ha rejected the goddamn patriarchal standards, and appeared to be having an obscene amount of fun while doing it.

Hopefully she'll get some help and support and feel better soon!