She looks so much like Nicole Kidman here- very elegant, grown-up and ladylike.

Just wanted to point out, there are many German Jews, including Bavarians, who enjoy wearing their national costume. German culture belongs to us, too, not just to Aryans. I love my collection of vintage dirndls.

This dress + bra combo makes it look like her tits are running away from each other.

HOLLAR BACK NJ! I worked retail at the Short Hills mall last holiday season- an Italian chef in orange crocs would have been a welcome change from blinged out Desparate Houswives and sullen trust fund teens, all experiencing various degrees of holiday madness.

My lime green crocs! I wear 'em everyday in the warm months. My friends always know if I'm in a building because the see the green crocs next to the door. Those and a wide-brimmed brown felt fedora with a posy of oats and lavender stuck in the brim. I dress a little strangely.

I wore crocs to my kitchen job every single day last summer and they were amazing! Lots of traction, easy to clean, comfy to stand up in. They are every inch as comfortable and useful (though somewhat less stylish) than a $250 pair of nice leather work boots.

Crossing my fingers she shows up to accept her next award wearing a satin bonnet with pedicure spacers on her feet.

"The Silence of the Lambs" - the movie is much better.

They aren't letting poor Paula Malcomson get any attention out of this, are they? I haven't seen a single picture of her during the whole promotion tour!

Surprised to see that a high-concept artiste like Mme Gaga has such a schlocky tattoo.

Back up boys and girls, and make room for this Indian prince: Ram Charan

Nitpick: blondes are in the minority of Disney Princesses! Only Aurora and Rapunzel. Black hair is actually the most common princess color.

Oh, another good one, though not always the warmest, is wrapping your scarf around your head Babushka style- it stays in place, and does not mess with our hair at all. If you have a wide printed pashmina-type scarf, it actually looks really chic and retro, and can be quite formal looking with the right shawl.

This is my winter look. Only question is, are you daring enough for the Cossack Hat?

.... that last bit is sublime. Picture needed!

How about a knit headband? Mum made me one and I wear is easily over my complex bun styles

Well, they put Katy Perry on, Cupcake Tits notwithstanding.

Everyone is looking SO GOOD on this cover! Damn, I can't even recognize some of them under all that glam drag.

Good lord, his voice is fukkin' WHIMSICAL

I want to make a smart comment, but all I can say is