That's what these damn "me generation" millennial whipersnappers are missing: a healthy fear of botulism!

I thought the Taylor articles were about how she is a no-good, man-eating desperate superslut? My girl Tay Tay has her sexuality all figured out- have you seen her "We R Never Getting Back Together" video? She's a furry!

I love the book and the movie, but agree that the book is much better. The movie is creepy and all, but I could watch it without screaming. Whereas I was forced to throw the book across the room while reading it because I was so scared.

Yikes, that poster is ridiculous. She looks like some kind of butter advertisement, and that dirndl looks CHEAP.

Agreed- Pinterest users who reblog this stuff without questioning it are the butt of this joke. Buzzfeed even did a run up of comically mis-atributted quotes, and this woman was just pushing the trend to the furthest possible levels of credibility to see who would fall for it.

I think that this meme is meant to ridicule Pinterest and Tumblr users more than either T.S. or Hitler- the joke is that people are ridiculous and will believe any quote when shown with a picture of a famous person. There has been a history of hilariously distributed quotes on Pinterest- things like Audrey Hepburn…

Re: cream cheese determines racial identity.

That is mesmerizing. Miley's version of twerking is mostly bending over and vibrating. Hats off to anyone who can make their butt move independently in a circular motion.

All the tongue action and groping... apparently she can't stop, but I wish that she would.

Not as ridiculous as it initially sounds: although I don't have sources for this at the moment (can't remember the name of the book), there have been reports from the West Bank of Israeli military personal rounding up Palestinian men from villages, counting them, and literally marking their arms with numbers. These…

This is one of the reasons that I really love LUSH- all the products are gender neutral, all have the same black & white packaging, and most of the names are very gender neutral- like "Ocean Salt" and "R&B" and "Imperialis." Some of them are a little girlier (like "Gorgeous," though that's neutral if you think about…

Close your mouth, Beybey- you look vacant and ridiculous. Try making an alert face- brainy is the new sexy, remember?

Ohhh my god you just blew my mind by mentioning Elfwood- that was where I spent my misspent youth, but I hadn't thought of it for years.

RULE 34 IS A LIE

It really worked for you??

Hi folks,

The miniseries makes some really, really goofy choices (you will laugh a little) compared to the book, and is slightly less serious and more campy-dramatic, but if you are the romantic type than you will love the hell out of it. The Tom + Elaine romance is awesome, and Eddie Redmayne is to die for. The guy playing…

I mean "foreplay," of course.

Okay, I try to be open-minded about other people's sex lives, but the thought of people lovingly shaving each other as four-play made me gag a little. Nothing like foamy bubbles studded with shaved-off hair bits to get you in the mood!

Really? I've been razor-free for 5 years and wear tights, thigh-highs and stockings all the times, and it's always comfortable. Weird.