Yeah. It's not big deal, it's just wearing on my nerves because lately they seem to keep repeating the same thing, "your boyfriend this," "your new best friend," yada yada yada. I don't think that they are actually trying to police my choices, but I find the phrasing tiresome. That's why it's a "pet peeve", not THE…

Hm. I can see how that would pose a problem.

Ah, here we are. The dictionary tells us that :

If we define skirts as a non-bifurcated garment worn about the waist or hips (which as a costume designer I do), then a kilt is a STYLE skirt, traditionally worn by men. But I am in favour of men wearing any style of skirt.

I'm not a troll, I've just never been in this particular situation. I mean, WHY wouldn't it work like that? I'm not asking for anything graphic, btw. It's like, if you swallow something by accident you will eventually shit it out. Why not the same case here? If the dildo was too big, he would have never been able…

Doesn't everyone, unless they live in New Jersey?

This will probably sound naive, but why did he half to get it removed surgically? Couldn't he just... eat a lot of fiber and wait a bit? Does that not work?

Huh. I have a very specific fetish for long hair, so I've never really thought about race as a sexual qualifier. I'm not pretending to be "color blind," of course I notice race, I have just never thought about it in terms of being attracted to someone. I will screw anyone, so long as they are relatively fit and…

I only say "chill out" because of the all-caps. I've apologized to the OP for being insensitive- I didn't realize that people qualify their sexual preferences based on race before. I was curious because I had never heard anyone say it. This is a comments forum, was it wrong to ask a question?

... I'm sorry for coming off that way. I was coming from a place of naiveté and didn't realize that it sounded stuck up or self-righteous. I was not calling the OP racist, just curious because I had never seen anyone specify a preference for white men (or any specific race) before. I didn't mean to be a 'race…

I didn't realize that people DO specify black or latino. Just being naive, I suppose. I get it now. Thanks for explaining.

She's not racist, it turns out that the guy looks like her husband.

Dude, chill out. I was just curious, not calling anyone racist. She explained that it's because he looks like her husband.

Cool, I get it. I didn't mean to come off as "self righteous," the phrasing just jumped out at me because I hadn't really seen it before. I wasn't assuming that white is the default, I jsut haven't really heard people discussing their sexual preferences in terms of race. The other commenters have made it amply…

Yo, everyone chill out. I'm not calling anyone racist, that just jumped out at me because it's a specification that I hadn't seen before. Calm down.

... why are you specifying "white" ?

(Also, what does any of this mean for vampires?)

It is a joke. But it's a joke they've been repeating a lot lately and it's not really funny anymore.

Black is so chic. He looks awesome!

Sounds dreamy.