I wore this exact same outfit to the State Fair, and even the Carnies were like “Meh.” Too much coat?

So, I introduced this show to my parents in the first season because I thought it would totally be their thing, and guess what? It was! Which is great, I love when I give successful recommendations.

Sure, but nobody in the history of earth has ever wanted an impromptu blowjob in a park to last longer than it needs to.

There is a vas deferens between this and your standard wedding shot.

There are very few children who are true orphans with absolutely no family who need to be adopted. Adoption is expensive and traumatizing. Adoptions are open now. It is not in any way equivalent nor should it be viewed as the consolation prize for infertility.

Whenever I hear the name Gunnar, I think of this.

And bless those who will step up and sing when our hearts are breaking.

Gunner sounds like a black lab. Not a baby.

I’m just going to leave this here for you.

I am intrigued by your positions and wish to subscribe to your newsletter. And I second your hatred for toggles. Those are the ugliest motherfucking additions to any coat.

You leave Raylan Givens out of this

It’s Jezebel. Come for the snark, stay for the reflexive moral outrage over all the things.

That was a good description, because now I can’t fucking unsee it. Thanks?

I live in a large city, which means my child sees penis graffiti on a regular basis. He also is the proud owner and uncoordinated operator of an actual penis. I assume he will draw many penisi* in his lifetime. This is not a big deal 🙄.

My cat is somewhere between 15 and 17. I think she’s going to outlast us all. I’m pretty sure sneaks into my room at night and sucks the life out of the rest of the family.

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I got excited to see Walton Goggins. He’s been a favorite since The Shield.