Gluckenspork
sam78s
don’t bother. once a holier than thou, always a holier than thou
“They took turns sitting on the egg till it hatched and now are feeding it by throwing up in its mouth”
I’d pay Broadway prices if that was included.
I’ve never heard a good Alanis cover either, except my own karaoking of Ironic.
But will they go down on me in the theater?
Honestly, he doesn’t seem bothered by it. I assume he has access to the highest quality rugs / implants out there, but he seems fine with his balditude.
She is crying cause Colin Farrell let a huge stinkbomb fart loose on the red carpet.
(I’m claiming this mark right now.)
Oh please. Grey makes everyone look older, so all they have to do is dye her hair blonde and she’s good to go. She looks like an attractive, 60 year old woman and it would be great to see her again. She actually reminds of an older version of Lena Headey.
jon snow choking littefinger in the winterfell crypt
If Tom Cruise is in charge of this film...and why wouldn’t he be!...why on earth would he want McGillis or Kilmer in this film? He’s still an action star and they both look like, well, 60 year olds. Maybe he throws them a bone and they have a cameo...but this will be a TOM CRUISE movie, not a Top Gun Part 2 movie.
It takes a very special type of coward to volunteer to blow up kids. I cannot even imagine the beyond fucked up mindsets that did this. Fuck them, fuck all of them that were involved.
“I’ll talk to you tomorrow. Unless my Tinder date tonight turns out to be a better murderer than my Tinder date last night.”
yes. get out.
I think the one-liners are better than ever this season. I.e.
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I want her wig. I want her outfit. I want everything.
I’d suggest going in in person to talk to the shop owner first rather than sending the email - tones over email can be very easily misread, and if you don’t want to burn that bridge to the shop, an email can make it very ambiguous as to what your attitude is toward the shop. You should follow up with an email after…