Yes. He used to be Fabienne from Pulp Fiction.

That car is racist, I mean they use them in races.

Peter Cook, yes! He looked exactly like Christie Brinkley, though, so the daughter was bound to look like that!

I’m going to be a grown-up and get over the fact that Jordan Peele impregnated someone other than me to wish them both the best.

he is is beautiful. but gossip is, he cheated on Kylie, no matter what happens you never ever cheat on Kylie. Kylie is a queen.

Those two other big stars will carry her around on their backs, and be grateful.

Pregnant ladies are very susceptible to atmosphere. Also, the vapors.

She may end up on mandated bed rest. If that happens, I still think she should do the gig; maybe she can go all conceptual-Bjork and do it while floating in a plexiglass water tank.

Joshua Sasse is an idiot.

WHO IS MAKING THESE WHO

Dios, I was joking. Of course I know reptilians do not exist (they exist).

I had to make this.

Not just you, but then I’m the Grinch of Major Life Events and am easily annoyed by how extra people can be with these things in the age of social media.

Craig Ferguson could talk to a totem pole for 20 minutes and I’d leave the segment delighted and entertained.

OUT OF THE GREYS YOU GO.

SAG Awards leftovers: Thandie Newton is the bossiest of bosses:

Denzel Washington could win Best Actress and I would still be like “ah, yes, excellent choice.” I mean..... Denzel. *swoon*

Hot tip: don’t try to convince your SO to have period sex by saying “But you get to pretend you’re washing off the blood of your enemies when you take a shower!” I (drunkenly) thought that was hilarious. He did not.