Apart from everything else that’s wrong with Fifth Harmony’s outfits, the stitching hurts my eyes. It looks like it was done with one of those stapler-sewing machines in the limo on the way to the event

I think the sleeves and how well covered the sheer bit is makes it perfect and not trashy. I love it and would wear the shit out of it, with aggressive undergarments, if I had some reason to.

Its because the Weeknd is that guy that every single one of your friends dated and cried over.

They are all over-arching their lower back and serving their butts like cats about to be mounted. That’s “#mammalian lordosis” not “#bootyfordays.”

Taylor and the rest of her friends look like they fuck with their bras on.

Thanks to the internet, Andy Samberg will always be related to this meme

Apparently. But hasn’t everybody dated Taylor Swift? I think my turn is next Tuesday.

No. I didn’t even know he was straight.

It seems to me that the notion that female-coded things are infantilizing and not to be taken seriously is itself steeped in patriarchal ideals.

Dang I wish Luther was there to anger translate.

Good for Taylor Swift. For the last twentyfive years, people have been tearing down the very houses that gave Beverly Hills its unique character; those lovely pre-war houses and Spanish Colonial mansions. Along came a new wave -overwhelmingly of staggeringly rich Middle Eastern immigrants, long on cash and short on…

I came away with the opposite impression. No mention of Madonna? Just one person mentioning Alanis? Skews younger to me (Juzwiak excepted).

I am not someone who thinks spanking makes any damn sense, but I certainly think there’s a difference between light open-hand spankings and child abuse.

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

Meanwhile, check out my luscious, blonde hair:

Oh. When it just says “Demi”, I’m going to assume we’re talking about Moore