sam78s
Gluckenspork
sam78s

Don’t forget Hypercolor...

You lived in a much different 90s then I did. Mine involved a lot of long underware and flannels

I don’t even want to tell you how much it cost me to pre pay for my hot pink viking funeral....

You can make good choices and then have a crises happen that changes you and/or your partner. I think better healthcare could have helped them, but who knows.

1-800-799-7233 or 1-800-787-3224 (TTY)

Excellent sentiment and excellent use of .gif. The public grabbing is just... too much. He looks like he’s Rocky touching Janet’s boobs for the first time.

If I had access to Katy Perry’s magnificent boobs, I’d play with them naked all the time too. Those things are exquisite

So it’s not just my phone? I see a comment thread, here’s an ad, here’s another comment thread, here’s another fucking ad. I didn’t ask for this.

I am finding some strange ad placement here in the comments and it is driving me crazy.

I just made this cold soup out of cilantro, cucumbers and buttermilk, and it is giving me the strength to get through this dumbshit day. Cucumbers, fuck yeah!

Cucumbers are DELICIOUS and I will eat fresh cucumber slices all damn DAY

I’m not going to defend the amount of rape/attempted rape in Outlander but it is always treated as a heinous crime and someone always at least tries to kill the rapist(s).

This explains the weird urge I have to pick Martin Freeman up and put him in my pocket.

Seems to me they euthanized the wrong goddamn animal >:(

Michelle let him leave the house in a brown suit? Well, I’m going to have to give her the #5 spot on my “Worst First Ladies List” and move Imelda Marcos down to #20.

Drake’s mom probably told him not to reply because it might embarrass Jonah. Drake would listen to his mom.

I can guarantee you that it is not one where my Kiwi relatives live, otherwise my cousin Hester would be writing that particular item. (True story.)

Pfft, “Greatest generation” and they couldn’t even get laid with 5 people.

Nah dude that was the Femstitution from when Hillary was First Lady.

good thing i am a poor