I think it’s a vicious rumor started out of jealousy by the ferrets.

Yeah, I would have divorced him the minute he said “I want to name our baby Kal-El.”

Right? They look like two awkward giraffes on a blind date that won’t end.

Fun fact: Zoot suits (real ones) were actually illegal. The use of fabric was considered wasteful during war times. Only criminals worn them or the “seedy” type and had to be custom made secretly. Not many exist now because of it or they were repurposed for other clothes.

These pups like the way you think.

I hate this book. I hate it. The endless boring parts about making gloves are the best thing in this shit book.

Yeah, because outrageous proportions hasn’t been done before (¬_¬)

Haha. He’s a wee little businessman. On stilts.

June’s Diary legit sounds like a euphemism middle aged women use for menopause.

Ahhh, ok.

If the store offered lip injections I would in all likelihood publicly denounce it as stupid, then be first in line like:

This is also why (theoretically) pirates wore eye patches: keep one eye covered in daylight so you can see up on deck, and then switch the eye patch to the other eye when you go below deck, where you will be able to see instantly because your previously-covered eye has already adjusted to the darkness.

I have every sympathy for these teachers. Little Hudson is a fucking idiot.

I really though it said he is an “avid gother” bc that’s talent.

If so, she did a very tasteful job ;)

My son was always smiling like this was the place to be no matter what, where or situation. My middle daughter always looked like she was afraid that someone was not going to use a coaster and my youngest was born in perpetual eye roll.

Kim and Kanye really make cute babies.

Completely unnecessary post: I know Gilbert Gottfried in real life. I used to work with his wife, who I had a crush on. My heart was broken in 1996 when she told me via AOL chat she was secretly “Dating the parrot from ‘Aladdin’ “