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I loved that! I even said out loud to my screen, “YOU BETTER TAKE THAT FUCKING ORANGE” and she totally did and it made my day
Though I have never been so utterly gutted by a television show in my life, it did help me make this realization....
Can we talk about hold the door because I'm still freaking out over here about it?
“Do you know who I am?” Sacca thundered repeatedly, according to an eyewitness, a Broadway theater worker who requested anonymity.
The audiobook (a plastic 7 inch, as I recall) was adorable, and I sing it to my dog whenever he’s off playing http://www.mousevinyl.com/content/poky-l…
Mayflies used to freak me out so much, until I found out they don’t even have mouths. They eat everything they’ll ever eat as larvae, then starve to death as adults.
i wonder how many times he tittyfucked a buddy when drunk.
I think it is because bugs can’t typically stand up to the pressure of the beauty norms in LA.
I have an extreme soft spot for dumb comedies, so that may be just a thing of personal preference.
Cosmo wrote that Graham is “liv[ing] out every girl’s fantasy” by making out with Joe Jonas
Note to self: Stop breathing while pregnant... got it!
I was not knocked out for my vasectomy. I got to smell the burning testicle flesh. I’m assuming that they’ve gotten better at it since the 6 years ago when I had it done, because I felt like hell for a couple days afterwards. Five days after, I very hesitantly attempted to masturbate. Not because I was desperately…
Mrs. Murphy sounds like a racist bitch.
That there’s one them rest’raunt things, ain’it? Who you think I am, some fancy-pants city-boy?!
You say potato eggplant. I say potato.