Came here for the post game crow eating...

The most surprising thing (to me) is that Penthouse still exists. I had no idea.

Legally, fifteen is a child. You don’t get to argue to the contrary.

Eddie Saah was my offensive line coach at another DC school back in the mid-80s. He’s a small guy, well under six-feet, but turned a group of undersized kids into good football players.

What’s the worst song to be forced to listen to on repeat forever?

I was at Ft. Lewis in Washington for Army ROTC training. Not only were there no dividers, they were in an L-shape along adjacent walls, so you couldn’t pretend you were alone. You had to wipe your ass in front of five other guys.

It really doesn’t. Thank you.

As did I. I could not imagine where the NSFW was going to come in.

The gorgonzola gnocchi is damn good. Is the Orange chicken the frozen “Asian” kind? That is good.

You can probably also include civil rights violations, since gender is a protected category.

This is the shit:

Huntsville is a suburban-y: Tract housing, chain restaurants, good public schools, absurd local politics, the whole (Chipotle) Enchilada. My wife and I used to joke, “It’s like living forty-five minutes outside any major city, except that there is no major city.”

I’d actually disagree with the premise that the kids shouldn’t be able to tell your political leanings. Our student body generally leans pretty far to the right, but I’m up front with my progressive political views. If students wish to talk politics with me, my goal is to provide a model of civil discourse not easily…

Ugh. Here you go. Israeli teen and to a lesser extent, an African-American ex-reporter:

That’s a very specific wardrobe.

I asked one of my students (9th grader) who Clarkson was. “He’s like Russel Westbrook, but not as good.”

“Aren’t we all?”

That’s usually me on New Year’s Eve.

As you head through Kentucky on I-75, you pass many signs for “KY Action Park.” I think people are either surprised or disappointed by their experience.

Dude, this was MY idea. See the comments here:

Chain migration is a term used by scholars studying patterns of migration. You will be shocked to know that Trump does not understand it. For what it’s worth,it is,“The process by which movement from a common home area to a specific destination is sustained by friendship or kinship between first movers and later…