I’d have to agree with the “This isn’t a bug, it’s a feature” perspective. Don’t want to answer the question? Pretend you don’t understand it.

To call this hacking is an insult to my son’s efforts to guess the code to my iPod.

Can we even call this “hacking”? If I say to a guy, “Here’s my password” it’s not like he’s using a goddamn Enigma machine. Can we go with “Logged on to”?

This might fit, but...

How do you end up with thirty minutes of extra time?

That’s not entirely fair. Essentially he said, “When I can’t miss, it’s tough to see a reason to pass,” which is a legitimate issue.

Pearl Jam - “Black” (c’mon that’s a slam dunk)

This would never happen at Florida State.

I lived in St. Louis for five or six years, and I gotta say I really liked it. (This was before the Humble-Brag Era.)

Because I'm old the headline confused me.

How about pushing out a team that is barely better than their mediocre opponents? FSU is five plays from .500, and that should not get them into the final four.

As a Cleveland resident and - I guess - Browns fan, I look at the fourth quarter scoring and agree that God is one funny son of a bitch:

Great Lakes Brewery's Nosferatu is incredible. I considered suicide the first time I discovered it could go out of season. Now I wait eagerly for each year's release.

"And that's an accident!"

The guy is a pro, and a master of the understatement.

Holy crap. It's like 1939 all over again. (Too soon?)

"But there was no way to prevent what happened to Kevin Westgarth."

Seriously? How about dropping a five-game suspension on any player who drops his gloves?

You get paid for that?

Wouldn't that mean he sits out a year, then makes a comeback with the Astros?