fucking tragic, r.i.p. hero

good to see Old Spice’s ad agency is branching out

meh, makes sense to me. i think of myself as a great communicator, I just only communicate with people through punches to the face. they get my meaning pretty quickly. clarity!

thats just what a non-scientist would say. craigslist’s forum for candy lovers has even been subverted by men who have sex with bears. its all BearDaddy this and HotCub69 that. madness. do they know nothing about DNA?

It doesn’t mention any of the hunting-related bills the NRA has lobbied Congress about this year, like the law that lets hunters in Alaska shoot hibernating bears

but we dont have the exact numbers! this is like global warming. we dont know the exact numbers, so there is a chance it could cost nothing! uncertainty! debate! both sides! we will get to the bottom of this, but until then, fuck it!

i dont know what everyone’s freaking out about, we dont know how much it will cost yet. it could cost nothing! it could cost negative dollars. we dont know! no one does!

no measly dismiss button is going to stop me from making jokes

nyawww looks like someone needs his Dismiss button safe space

seriously! next Hamilton will spout off some communist propaganda like “working 40 hours a week should keep you off of food stamps” or “corporate bonuses are not essential for the betterment of society.”

yeah thats my point. the culprit is celebrity obsession, but does that mean every single person working in idiot media is personally at fault? ok maybe a little bit. but does that mean every single person who cares about idiot media is personally at fault? yeah, maybe a little bit.

just see if you can write for Jez. you can still write about babies and hollywood but you can also feel like youre not going to hell.

im taking bets on how long it takes for Evangelicals to use Christianity to refuse to serve black people. its going to happen eventually.

please link me to your Etsy

“This sounds like it adheres to the United States Constitution perfectly. Let’s go for it!”

this is fantastic and is bookmarked and will be linked to over and over again

this guy has never killed anyone.

its problematic because the media rarely portrays gay sex acts as a positive experience. its either prison rape, a shameful plot device for blackmail, or part of a serial killer’s weird damaged motive.

there used to be an organization, but the acronym N.G.G.A. made everyone wicked uncomfortable