frankly, “Senior Writer.” is a little too personal for me. why would I care how old you are?
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this time, though, when Sean Spicer compared Chechnya to the Holocaust everyone was like “Yeah that’s about right.”
i once had a cousin who crossed the street when the red stop-hand was blinking
i think family genetics is a zero-sum game. 4 doctors? i guarantee the fifth offspring works in retail or is something as equally shameful, like a musician.
everyones close to 18 by then, so, hookers. gotta prepare these boys for the big leagues.
why? because the machines
At what point then is the approach of danger to be expected? I answer, if it ever reach us, it must spring up amongst us. It cannot come from abroad. If destruction be our lot, we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen, we must live through all time, or die by suicide.
Dear Team,
“How did you create this list?”
finally, a government willing to stand up to the world’s infestation of shitty edm.
David Dao is fascinating. he’s a father of five (four of which are doctors themselves), played poker professionally, and owned his own medical practice which he apparently used to trade drugs for same-sex sex. he is truly the embodiment of america.
i hope the WH lawn is covered in ticks and everyone gets lyme disease
the last time i was in a movie theater the ad for that baby in a suit movie was way, way too loud and way, way too stupid so i left
all Assad had to do is declare them enemy combatants, or say that the terrorists were using baby body armor, and guilt goes out the window. you know, like we do. all Don did was whip out his dick, smile at the camera, and yell “nooooo the babbiiieeesssss” as if this multi-million dollar performance had anything to do…
isnt organized religion based on the few telling the many what to do? this seems pretty on-brand to me.
Ben & Jerry’s gets their cream from companies that abuse undocumented laborers. 2017: Everything is ugly and nothing is sacred.