the future, hypothetical, responsibility of a child should be able to be taken away with a pill. there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. that’s the whole point. 

“The good news is this—the HRC [LGBTQ equality group Human Rights Campaign] lost the battle...err...I mean...gosh darn it the hippies won and HB2 is going to be repealed. Finally we can all move on and the NCAA can come back. We love the NCAA and gays or whatever. Please come back.”

AoT doesnt give me nightmares and i appreciate that

haha whoops

my parents married to get discounted plane tickets and i was conceived to get them out of the peace core

truth

all cast and crew at all Indiana Jones shootings were required to wear protective eyewear

it gave a bunch of racists hard-ons, allowing for procreation and a continuation of the circle of life? i believe the erections of white men spur at least 60% of domestic policy.

Your genitals just have too much skin.

Of course I’m tired, this shit is exhausting.

the instant anyone drops a Reno i just quit, like a baby

i can only think of two reasons one would want to be a CBP/TSA/ICE agent: you have a sick elderly relative that you really need to support, or youre a sociopath. either

is knockout gas an actual thing? just use that instead of bombs.

“No one is looking for law enforcement to arm drones for offensive purposes,” said Farmington Police Chief Paul Melanson.

“Really even the medical profession didn’t understand it as the treatment was to give you the ‘electric shock treatment.’”

this is a good way to rise from the ashes. suck it Peter Thiel.