The NFL as arbiter of morality and superior judge to the legal system somehow makes me sick...and Roger Goodell dispensing justice? I really kind wanna throw up.

What a surprise! The St. Louis Cardinals continue to have players and staff getting shitfaced all over the place! In seven years, they've had at least three alcohol-related deaths (Taveras, his girlfriend, and Josh Hancock) and at least three high-profile DUI arrests (David Freese, Tony LaRussa, and broadcaster Dan…

How is it a goldmine when the only relevant buyer doesn't even want to buy it...

You are the son aren't you?

I hope they never buy the name.

I can only imagine how proud Jacob and Stephen are.

Okay, I'll do it. What's updog?

They weren't making protein shakes. They were making a blended updog.

Not really. GPS isn't actually that good with narrow streets nor is it very useful when you have to know the fastest way from point A to point B. The number of times I've had some nitwit who didn't know where he was going and just relying on the googlez are practically innumerable.

Yeah, this'll totally win over the naysayers who don't believe us when we say feminism is about equality.

I think the headline has a typo. Should read "15-year old opts of of sex with NFL cheerleader"

At that point, she told him to come back later but he did not go back.

Good thing they caught her. This probably will scar him for life by thinking fit, attractive, professional cheerleaders will just buy him beer and blow him for pretty much no reason.

Demonizing Torii Hunter for expressing his religious beliefs regarding a divisive political issue seems a tad inappropriate. It's not like every time he has a microphone in front of him (and that would be probably a few thousand times more than most anyone else on Earth in his/her lifetime) he's harping on this.

He has his beliefs and should be able to express them. If people want to criticize him for that, that's fine as well.

Americans are fat because they eat too many refined carbohydrates and do no exercise. That has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with the gluten content of their food. Gluten is a protein composite.

Nobody is "allergic" to Gluten.

Are we sure Tony La Russa wasn't driving?

Great point! I have no idea why he didn't write this essay with you in mind!