I don’t care about motives, just outcomes. If you’re convicted of assault, you suffer the consequences. If you have a defense, then use it during your trial. If it’s a good excuse then you may not even have one. This proposal is not asking to give airline personnel carte blanche to put anyone they want to on the…

Counterpoint:  The more we let assholes get away with, the larger assholes they will become.

If they assault someone while being removed, then yes.

Delta Air Lines wants the U.S. government to place passengers convicted of on-board disruptions on a national “no-fly” list that would bar them from future travel on any commercial airline, according to a letter seen by Reuters

They’ve taken out Mr. Pringles and replaced him with an albino ant:

none of them really “run” on Kinja, more sort of limp along slowly...

Take that Prune Tracy!

... then the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree...

Are you standing at an angle less than 90 degrees from each other? In public?

I really think that we should start a rumor that the real way to prevent Covid is regular doses of anti-psychotics.  Seems like it would help a lot.

Or, at this stage, Olive Gardens coupons.

Yeah, I served on jury duty a few years ago. The pay was frankly insulting, it would be nice if they paid minimum hourly wage at least, but our daily rate was less than that. Fortunately I was able to schedule it so that it did not conflict with work over the course of the trial, which was a fairly long one, about 3…

True, but once you hit that first deer, that does not make you less likely to hit the second.  He’s just as likely to hit a deer in the future as he ever was.

Or perhaps a backwards facing LED strip behind the bumper bar to light up the grille, that way it could be almost completely stealthy unless it was on.

To be fair though, as long as the subscription is delivering coffee that I like, any lack of time limit is a problem for my heirs, not for me.

You don’t actually win the stupid prizes, you just win an NFT of some pixel art of the prizes.

that’s liable to keep you up funging all night long...

Exactly.  Nip it in the bud.  The people behind you won’t know any different, and the workers will be doubly appreciative for stopping this PITA chain, and for the big tip you’re giving them.

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