But yet, he’s still blowing all over the cake.

The stick up his ass won’t let him bend over like a normal human being who would want to blow out those candles...

“I’ve had this idea of ‘investment sandwiches’ where, like, you’d buy a limited-offer sandwich in bulk, freeze it, and then sell it later for a profit,” Hoban explained. “You know, like the McRib — McDonald’s only offers it once a year, but the demand doesn’t go away.”

Candy corn on it’s own is meh, but mixing it with peanuts is transformative.  The saltiness of the peanuts mixed with the low-key sweetness of the candy corn is great.

Also, any nomination for VP needs to be approved by majorities in the Senate and House. Either pence is still going to be VP by the time this hell year ends, or the office will be vacant.

I don’t care either way, they’re both equally awful.  It’s a different mix of stupidity and evil, but equally unpalatable in either combination.

If we elect Joe Biden president, there will be a lot of presidents in history that will have been worse then him. This mopey hyperbole is helping no one.

Exactly. In the US Senate, there are 2 Senators that got elected as independents - with no official party backing. In the US House, there are 2 Congressmen that got elected as independents - with no official party backing.

From what that one “contractor” alleged, it’s not all that stiff.

Stop it.

Yeah, if you pay more for sex than you do in taxes, then you do not belong in the “winning” column in life.

When the official republican party platform is basically “TRUMP 2020!!! MAGA!!11!!” I think calling them trump’s henchmen is completely fair. They’ve admitted in writing that they don’t stand for anything else.

So like most “Hacks” you see on the internet then.

Time to stretch out the whole donating finger again. I think ActBlue’s going to hit 30o million just this last week alone. This should keep the momentum going a bit longer.

Right, someone tries to take out Quicksilver again, claiming that they can’t abide any mutants to exist in the world, and she counters with “No. More Mutants”

That was actually how I got a friend to go see Edge of Tomorrow

Simple, you just need a mutant with powers over grammar to add some punctuation:

Maybe Sam Lloyd (i.e. Ted Buckland from Scrubs)? Not exactly the same as Richard Schiff, but I could see how someone’s brain could store them close together. Though that was only in April 2020, not years ago, even if it does feel like it.

You’re not going to want to miss the Jackal...

Unfortunately, we get the government they deserve too...