I mean, really anyone just slapping the shit out of paul ryan.  As long as he gets the shit slapped out of him, I’m happy.

That makes their treason even worse. They swore oaths to protect and defend the United States, and then threw all of that away, spitting on their oaths, turning traitor to defend the institution of slavery.

Erzatsage

Honey Bunches of Oats is also great, I think anything with some sort of granola factor would work well.

Cereal as an ice cream topping was a revelation.  I haven’t partaken of it too much since I discovered that trick, but it really is the best thing to liven up any ice cream that doesn’t already have mix ins...

It really depends on the vegetable - canned corn can be pretty decent, canned green beans are ok, canned peas are tiny little green spheres of sadness made manifest.

The question presented to the world time and time again may be worded differently but it always comes down to: Why aren’t we allowed to say this? Why aren’t we allowed to think this way? Why aren’t we alllllllllooooowed?

Is that why they’re free?

I like the data point “Earliest human who’s name we know” at about 3100 BCE, which looks to be only about 150 years after the development of writing.

We could have that system here except for 1) the right wing zealots like grover norquist who want to make filing taxes as painful as possible, to stoke hatred an resentment of taxes, and 2) the tax preparation industry which lobbies congress to keep making money off of the misery.

It’s also “fun” to do that with time. Set up a timeline of all the major points of human civilization, and by that I mean first evidence of control and use of fire, first anatomically modern humans, first settlements and development of agriculture and domestication of animals, development of written language, etc up…

Now we know who had the monkey paw...

It’s too bad that development of sophisticated acoustic retroreflecters is still relatively newish.

This is true, but on the other hand:

Any Scooby-Doo character needs to have a fatality where they get on up next to the vanquished foe, and rip their face off, to reveal that it was really old man skeleton the whole time.

That’s actually the first argument for term limits that I’m in favor of. It helps out the problem of entrenched incumbency without limiting the choices of voters too much and allows you to cycle through people without having to defeat them in a primary or general election.  The more I think about it, the more I like…

You deserve more stars for this comment, I would wage wars, or even go on a long trek to be able to provide you with more than the one.

Along with Nate’s dance-fighting moves, I loved Constantine’s flippity-dippity magic dodge.  A very cool effect. 

When in fact he’s really just a unit.

As long as I can get a haircut before I start looking like prince valiant, then I’m good.  I mean I’d like to get one sometime soon, but I’ve definitely let it grown out longer in the past, just because I couldn’t be bothered...