God.

Why? Let him suffer like he made Christy. No easy outs for him.

I hope it turns into a short sentence.

What happens is that it’s been recorded for posterity and will eventuality come back to bite them in the ass.

This is what white people do, everyday in large and small ways to PoC. They antagonize and antagonize and antagonize you, it gives them a sense of false worth to feel better than. It’s their whole persona, being “better than”. “I may be poor, but at least I ain’t a nigger!” White people are fully aware of the…

Amber Tamblyn’s artisanal small batch Milk Punch.

I feel like we’ve come full circle and the kids these days think smoking is cool again? I don’t know. I am an old.

That’s some Delphic oracle shit. “I said you would be legends....I never said what kind.......”

I read somewhere that they were possibly going to be in trouble (except emily ratajkowski) for not putting #ad or #spon in their social media posts.

Honestly, who would have thought the marketing bro who uttered that fatal sentence would turn out to be a prophet?

Purely anecdotal, but I heard zero kids discussing this show before the school board sent out panicky letters to parents. Now they’ve all seen it.

Under his eye, Ofgizmodo.

Do you know what I hate? The Walmart deli’s boneless barbecue wings are so goddamn good. We don’t really shop at Walmart, we have no Walmart convenient to our home or work, and you can’t just go to fucking Walmart for takeout. We’re not monsters. But every now and then I want to do that because I crave the stupid…

Croissants are overrated bread mistakes, and whenever I attempt to eat one with my java, 50% of it dissolves into microscopic crusty flakes that collect in my bra and give me CROISSANT RASH.

This kind of shit is why I immediately mute every single human being on voice chat in any online multiplayer game.

You may already know this, but in addition to allowing the muting of all voice chat channels, “Overwatch” has a built-in profanity filter. Certainly, some people will try to get around it, but in my experience, this hardly ever happens. Additionally, the EU servers are apparently exceptionally quiet, so you could play…

when da hell did “Schwalenberg” become Arabic? Where did you get that she’s Arab bc I dont see that anywhere.

“A meditative poem about the enormity of time.” Sweet Jesus that’s laying it on thick.