Meanwhile, the actual rich people will continue to fly on their own jets and completely avoid TSA and the rest of the cattle call experience.

I can only become so erect.

I would still find it reasonable.

dating in New York as a 30-something executive in private equity

His definition of “full head of hair” is pretty loose.

Window seat and Wild Turkey - you’re my Southwest airlines twin.

Because if he doesn’t, I’ll cough on his kids

the Bears are done with Jay Cutler

There will never be “enough” of the M2.

Because the victim is white...The guys are shouting “Fuck Trump” and “Fuck white people”. I mean sure fuck Trump but really fuck white people? I’m not sure what else the “investigation” is hoping to find to suggest that this was not a hate crime. If it were 4 white guys assaulting a black guy and shouting “Fuck Obama”…

Justification is an amazing thing. Usually flows out of entitlement.

you can buy 360s for $65k., or $15k less than a Yukon Denali. Now go back to thinking about universal basic income.

...says the guy who’s never seen the Chicago River.

I’m not gonna fucking help him cover his hospital bills. If someone was standing on the ground and got that tree on his head, THAT guy I would want to help.

“If you want to help contribute to his hospital bills”

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

This guy was never going to go anywhere. Americans really aren’t libertarian anyway.

“And despite surviving a flood...”

That’s not what cheating is about. Cheaters don’t go looking for someone hotter.

Tom Cruise, his family is scientology.