Old Man Lambo Taser For President.

and doesn’t even check on the other driver. Fuck this guy.

My favorite part is how he angrily exits his car, throwing his hands to the heavens as though the whole thing were an act of God.

I'm thinking gate security looks a little different tonight.

Is it wrong that I care only about the F/A-18?

19 year old me approves of this image.

Leave my ex out of this.

No need to visit *those* establishments.

Nope.

They would need to have a reasonable expectation of privacy for that to apply. You can record conversations between 2 people in a public or semi-public place with no issue if there is not “an objectively reasonable expectation that no one is listening in or overhearing the conversation”. The car did not belong to…

... and I don’t care if my girlfriend doesn’t like it.

never valet, not even once.

I’ve been a registered Republican for about 20 years. I can say that for most of us mainstream Republicans, we don’t recognize anything Republican about Trump. He’s simply a fascist, who is using the Republican label for convenience.

Don evidently believes the presidency is some sort of elected dictatorship where you get to be boss of the world for four years, which I believed as well until I got to gradeschool and they started teaching us about it

Son: Do Not Lift.

It’s dynamic as fuck, bro

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.

As the wife of a husband who refuses to accept the wonderment of top sheets, we compromise with a duvet cover that gets washed weekly.

Since medieval times, the comforter has been covered by a duvet, which you remove and wash at the same time as you remove and wash the fitted bottom sheet. What are we, cavemen?????

I spray my comforter down with Lysol