You have a very optimistic, Star Trek-sounding perspective of what the future is going to look like. While we are likely to get some meaningful change on several of these items, I don’t think many of them will be so profound as to have us seem backwards or barbaric by comparison.

ELR biggest issues are:

I don’t understand the point behind in car wifi. You have a smart phone, right? It can turn itself into a wifi, right? Surely adding more data to your package is cheaper than buying data on a separate plan for your car, right?

They have one already. Unfortunately it's the Escalade.

Good thing Green Bay fans keep the Bears relevant by insisting that this is still a heated rivalry and not that Rodgers essentially wipes his ass with our secondary twice a year for the better part of a decade.

Some of us need to drink to make being around people like you tolerable.