Lolllll! Fat chick here and since you’re so concerned about sexiness let me assure you that I have zero issues getting the d. Take your self loathing projection out of here!

R Kelly is a perfect example of how art can't be separated from the artist. How can you ethically consume art without supporting the person who made it? How do you ignore the reflection of the artist's expression? You have to be heartless and willfully blind. It defeats the whole purpose of art.

He has been for decades. I was joking.

Exactly. This is not an arthouse exhibition, where each piece is to be debated over for it’s meaning. It’s a fucking campaign to get even the dumbest soccer fan to realize that throwing bananas into the pitch might just be a bad fucking idea.

“New York City taxpayers have to pay dearly for the bad judgment of officers who ripped a baby from a woman’s arms during a visit to a human resources office last December.”

start her own podcast

I doubt Alex Jones uses soap.

If only there were a way to avoid television content we weren’t interested in...

In his defense, he was stupid drunk in addition to his normal stupid.

If it were my decision I would’ve moved Taylor to first class.

He was probably concerned that her grace and intelligence would rub off. 

Gordon Sondland is the George Bluth of the G. Gordon Liddys.

I’m rooting for everybody black too. (Well, most of us. Fuck you Cosby, R Kelly, Ben Carson, etc.) But the thing is no one person, not Lakeith Stanfield, Oprah, or Luke Cage, is the arbiter of what “better” is. Life isn’t just black/white. Most of us live somewhere in the grey in between. Respectability is when we try…

I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!

You’re just out of it basically. 

If anything the people are poisoning the hats

Cole: “I am a member of a white supremacist group that has trained me to kill Black people.”

Some people are like that. They can be genuinely kind, smart, engaging individuals in relaxed settings, but any sort of competition turns them into raging assholes. And with professional athletes, competing with millions of dollars at stake on the biggest stage, it’s even more extreme.

Nancy “The Nutcracker” Pelosi.

“Garrett replied to a fan and provided a few more details about the encounter, which he described as a ‘pillow tap.’”

Bruh...maybe you forget that the reason why you know your wife is because she did a porno with Ray J. Or the fact that she (since marrying you) has tried to “break the internet” multiple times by posing in various states of undress- like we haven’t seen her whole (plastic and silicone) address at this point. Kanye has…