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That isn’t at all what he said. I would, on the other hand, have no problem saying that these women got a healthy dose of karma. I have little to no sympathy for these women given the horribly racists, anti-immigrant and generally hateful propaganda they women were paid significant salaries to vomit on the daily.

I don’t know who this movie was for it looks terrible and I can’t think of a group of women more unsympathetic. I can only assume this thing got made at all because of the named actors who are in it. Absent the star power /draw of the three women leads how does this thing even get funding for pre-production?

It’s how the stupid and useless convince themselves how smart and unique they really are. They know the truth and everyone else is just dumb sheep.

First Impeachment and now this makes me think we may have turned a corner here folks.

Did YouTube remove his account or naaah?

Racists can’t be anything other than morons.

Cash and connections to start her own podcast? Oh my god dude you are hilarious.

Did your uncle ever have the common courtesy to give you a reach around all those many times he slammed his meat between your cheeks?

The craziest part of this story is the fact that this due is the second Rossi Lorathio Adams. 

I have an idea that may help reduce distracted driving, The Open Handed Law. To wit, this law would allow an individual to affect a Citizen’s Arrest of sorts on any individual one encounters driving distracted. The punishment administered is a single, open-handed slap to the face. The offender is then free to continue

I would say god is more a sadistically disinterested asshole

He definitely makes soap...if by soap you mean doodies in his pants.

The Nuge is more the creepy uncle who touched you in places that made you cry and then told you he would kill your mother and father if you told anyone.

I’m pretty sure this isn’t the first time an idea of yours has been met by befuddlement, disdain and incredulity.

That’s not funny. I feel violated.

Wasn’t he The Scarlet Pimpernel?

Your should be fine. I’m pretty sure you have to repeat the witch’s name three times before you summon her evil powers into this world.

Please, everyone with a dirty brain (i.e., not brain-washed) knows that Bigfoot is really just Lizard People in suits.

URETHRA

The entirety of the christian religion is based on misinterpretation.