I think we invented the sandwich?

I think it goes; can’t live with them, can’t murder them because murder is a capital crime.

They have holiday dinner.

Isn’t this what the MAGA morons voted for specifically? An America where the lazy, worthless and whiny white man can succeed way beyond his merit and ability?

You know, that thing with all the porn.

In his pants? He’d be sucking his dick, tickling his balls and lovingly stroking his rotten taint.

Dear Walter;

Worse than that is the dog grandma. Ughh.

Plenty of dogs are assholes.

Are they going to put up a second monument to all those who suffered and died fighting against slavery and the traitorous southern secessionist states? She is so full of shit. They are not returning the statue as some historic recognition of southern heritage. It is meant to send a consistent and continuous message…

Really shitty human mad at other super shitty human being for not being more of a shitty human being. News at 11.

I would love to see everyone involved in this election fraud, including the GOP candidate (cause he knew all about this, endorsed it and ensured that there were funds available from his campaign to pay the individuals who perpetrated the fraud), hit with the harshest penalty the law allows. This is premeditated fraud…

He is a white Republican male (POS), so at best he will get probation. Oh, and an appointment on another GOP campaign.

Maybe he was making lovingly crafted homage I.D.s?

It’s also 5,000 time more effort than most cops make.

You forgot Face of the Constipated.

Cultural pantophobia my new favorite and is a better description of the NRA than what I usually use (psychotic freaking assholes).

Fingers crossed that the next item to be impacted by their fiscal problems is the toilet paper budget.

Are you forgetting that Gruden will still be the coach in 2020? I don’t think you have too much to worry about.

Right. They can replace that little plastic table they put in the middle of pizzas with a plastic white hood.