GOD, I LOVE A BEACH HOLE!
We went on a beach vacation with another family and the other husband and I would spend the better part of the morning digging a hole with our kids. We’d make various holes and connect them with trenches and build sand walls around them, to protect from the waves.
The crazy thing is by the end…

As a general rule, there will always be at least a U.S. advisor near.

Generally the inverse is true. The people doing the hiring tend to hire from their own social circles without giving a serious look at other candidates. They narrow down the candidates artificially and thus reduce the available talent pool.

I feel like you have to slice a lot of bread for a good bread knife to be worth it.

What about Butcher knife? You know a meat cleaver!

Russia still has their own SLBM’s. Maybe not accurate enough to take out US ICBM’s in a first strike (or a response to one), but plenty adequate to take out US major cities. Any upgrade to the US nuclear arsenal is a threat to Russia, just as upgrades to their arsenal threaten the US and Europe, but MAD hasn’t gone…

Ever read Trinity’s Child or watch By Dawn’s Early Light?

There are “pauses” built into the entire concept of strategic nuclear warfare for that exact reason; to give leaders time to defuse the situation before it escalates even further. The SLBMs were always supposed to be the last resort: the final strike that would…

Steven Malkmus and the Knicks.

Seeing him start to slip last year was rough just because of how consistently great he had been for the Giants since 2010 and you could tell he was figuring out this was probably going to be the last go around.

It’s okay. The Lakers are young and exciting and the Yankees are always pretty good; but damn, sorry about bama.

And die the second you hit the water. The only thing worse than Coronado bridge jumpers are the guys who get up there, threaten to jump, but never actually do it.

I’ve met and interacted with a lot of celebrities, but this is about my son.

I read that as your wife almost fisted Jenna Jameson

A buddy was working in an LA wine store that had accounts for celebrities and big spenders, and had been briefed that sometimes big names come in.

I was alone in an elevator with Ruth Bader Ginsburg and she farted. I was going to ignore it like a gentleman when she said “woah did somebody step on a duck.” We both laughed and she turned to me and said “no one will ever believe you if you tell this again.” She is one wise lady.

nah

Guys, I’m beginning to think Doc didn’t go to medical school.

I am happy for the old Cubs fans who have waited a lifetime for this, that’s it. So help me god, if I ever find the man who was blowing a vuvuzela outside my apartment at 4 am, I’ll kill’em. I will turn myself in and I will grant my first interview to you, Barry.

Every time I almost feel sorry for Indians fans I see pictures like that one woman gingerly clutching her Chief Wahoo board and then I’m just so happy they lost. Fuck them.