HUE!

Literally every businessman: “Wait the national government is going to give me and a few friends an exclusive cartel via an anti-trust exemption that gives near complete control of labor negotiations, public subsidies for facilities and gobs of revenue for media rights? Huh, I suppose I could invest a few more pennies…

Are you familiar with the concept that rising real estate prices (and therefore property taxes that fund education in most districts) were the effect of a one-time post-Cold War capital influx into US government securities that is unlikely to ever happen again?

Counterpoint: Math.

Eh, high 50s and foggy every afternoon.

In 2000, I worked on my last paying campaign (we won!). But I’m certain that my unintentionally-condescending-”YOUHAVEGOTTOBEFUCKINGKIDDINGME?!?!?!”-face was born that November.

Amateurs...its not making the 10:00 am start work. The challenge is the halftime run to the farmers market without missing much of the third quarter.

His demands are the same as every other top 10 pick. The Chargers started inserting these offset terms into their players’ contracts after the Ryan Leaf debacle. That was also part of the reason they traded away the number 1 pick that became Vick. They didn’t want to get burned again. There’s an easier solution to…

There is no doubt in my mind that Paul Manfort will one day work for Snyder

I’ll go out on a limb and say you won’t have to worry about Snyder fielding the best team in the league anytime soon. When a modicum of competence at the GM position is the closest thing to a strength, you still have a dead anchor of fuckuppery weighing the team down.

So you are saying we should just let the natural course take it’s path?

This is exactly why I want Marshawn to take up water polo. He would absolutely love the game.

Most people spend their 20s developing skills they improve over the course of their career. Tebow seems to mostly suck at everything other than trying new things...and making homophobes horny.

WTF are you talking about? Its not going above 65 in SF for the next week.

I’ll make this land/water and sprint/distance agnostic. And the variables are just for context. Its easier to look at this through the lens of juiced home run hitters. And I have nothing against van Niekirk or track. A I do have a lot against Rowdy Gaines’ endless on-air orgasms though.

Not so hot take...Ledecky in the 800 and its not even close. Janet Evans’ 800 record held for 19 years until 2008 when everyone was basically wearing full wetsuits in Bejing. Those suits have since been banned, but the records remain. Ledecky later set a new record in 2013 without the aid of the same suit technology.…

Some of us are in our 40s and don’t talk to you.

Geotagging instagrammers should be flayed in public. They have ruined so many places over the last five years.

“Another side effect is often hunger, eating large quantities of calories which your body does not need.”

You are totally and completely wrong. Most employers don’t get involved in the personal lives of their employees. If you can find a software company in the valley that drug tests their employees, it has probably gone out of business because nobody would work there.