Defending rapists is the OG meme.

You have 36 potential outcomes on any roll of two dice.

Duh, put the baby on the table. It solves both problems.

Are you suggesting that three penis wine is Vietnamese rather than Chinese?

It looks like the GM is covering his own ass. Lovie’s defense has been awful on a points allowed basis even if they are OK on rushing yards allowed. But look at their draft history. The new GM arrived in 2014. In his first two drafts he picked exactly one defensive player, Kwon Alexander who looks like he had an OK…

Why didn’t you tell me this a few years ago? My Hindu ex-girlfriend used RECHARGEABLE batteries. Naturally they were never charged in advance. Meaning she had to wait an hour or two after the mood arrived.

I’ve been working primarily with women for the last ten years. This is the strangest thing I have encountered.

Validation? A sentence in federal prison? What’s the difference?

Football teams make more spectacularly dumb player decisions than any other league and there is less depth and more injuries than the other major sports. Ozzie Newsome has made a consistent living off the bad decisions of other GMs for 20 years. That doesn’t even imply that he is using more complex algebra than other…

Sorry I’m not following. Does everyone in Wisconsin freak out about pregnancy or just affairs? None of these comments say “he was boning someone other than his wife.” They seem to read “he got someone other than his wife pregnant.”

Fantasy team? Think of everyone who had Carolina (- more than a field goal but less than a touchdown) with Beckham tying the game late.

“Republicans buy sneakers, too.”

Find one prominent public Republican (aka rich guy) who is showing off a Trump hat. He might be the front runner, but he’s not the establishment.

“She speaks in tired rhetoric signifying nothing more than her need to tell people exactly what they want to hear.”

Ahem, only in sports is there a FUCKING ANTI-TRUST EXEMPTION. Well, sports and insurance. Seriously, we should have as many teams on as many tiers as can be supported by demand. In the European bastions of capitalism, any start up a team. Any team can play whomever they like. Whereas here in the US you cannot even…

That analogy is garbage. If you had a large chunk of stock in Nintendo or Sony, why would you buy Microsoft’s Xbox? That is a more appropriate comparison. When you have a personal vested interest (a tax paying resident of a community that is getting fleeced or a shareholder of a competing company), why would you just…

If made correctly, pasta e fagioli should contain pancetta. Chicken broth would be the least of your worries.

As though a bunch of Torontans (Torontans? Torontonians? Trentonians?Canadians), er, Canadians would put their hands down someone else’s pants during a game.

I am 0.00% Italian and I make my own marinara from scratch. A guest called it gravy. I told him to get the fuck out of my apartment.