No, because everyone goes away for the entire month of August. In my town anyway— all the SAHMs take off with their kids, and the dad comes for some part of it. There is literally no one here all month. Except my kids and my working ass!

I don’t know much about just modeling, but the people I know with kids in acting take their kids out of school a lot. That wouldn’t be for me. I’ve also noticed it’s big where I’m originally from— the San Fernando Valley in LA. Half my high school facebook friends have kids in the business. One just got her kids into…

The other thing is that some Paleo people I know go a little far with the stuff they supposed to be eating on that diet. So they won’t touch a side of couscous, but they basically drown themselves in meatballs made with almond flour. Because blood sugar? Doesn’t seem legit to me but whatever. The woman I’m thinking of…

I see a lot of diets and food blogger types who have a more sane approach to it. Less carbs, and better quality ones with nutrients— so sweet potatoes, quinoa, etc. But without the whole “corn is the devil” and “not too much fruit now!” Generally, yes, an arugula salad with chicken or something is more healthy for…

Yes but no beans or peas! They ate all the meat but no legumes. So we must do the same if we want to live to 25 like a caveperson.

Based on cruising through comments on paleo websites (for comedy and curiosity), I think they eat a lot of meat. They seem to be big fans of steak for dinner most of the time. Maybe salmon- they are VERY into salmon. Those things and then veg or salad. No potatoes/rice/couscous because ACK you’ll go into some sort of…

Please do it! The videos they showed at my kids’ sex ed thing were laughably 80s to the point that it obscured the message. Everyone was too busy laughing at their hair and, inexplicably, their really strong NY or Boston accents.

They got married in 2004. That means their kids are my kids’ age or younger. Good god. I can’t begin to fathom.