little kids spewing political talking points adults told them to say bugs no matter what side of the political spectrum they're on.

I know a couple of people like that. Their kids are the worst.

The other day, I went on a field trip with my oldest, and one girl in particular behaved like this. When we were seeing the demonstration on the Tesla Coils, the guy was getting ready to pick out a song on his laptop, and the girl just gets up and…

PLEASE laugh as much as you can. even when something really fucking bizarre or gross or smacking of WRONG occurs. i used to do shit like cover myself in fluffernutter, sit on broken glass and get caught looking at my brother's porn stash while he was away at school. my oldest brothers were (obviously) worse than this.

depends on the day. In between the complaining mommy blogs and Pinterest lies your average mom I'd say. I think the anti-perfection backlash, while entertaining sometimes, has gotten overblown and stale for the most part.

This. I'm legit worried about the second possibility here. When you've got a big-name reality TV star slowly fading into irrelevance, they tend to do whatever stupid shit they can to grab whatever attention they can get- see the assorted (very, very public) crimes committed by the Jersey Shore crowd, the (also very,…

"I have a set up that allows me to be a stay-at-home mom in the day and fulltime employee in the night," she tells PEOPLE.

You may feel like an ungrateful bitch, but my response to both of those "recipes" was this:

I concur. The engagement, wedding and first year were easy...it only got challenging when my wife and I lost our first baby before she gave birth to our son. As a typical guy, I couldn't identify with friends who'd lost a baby until it happened to us.

When our son was born, staying on the same page was the goal but…

Right, because "that's the way we've always done it" is such a good argument for anything.

YOU'RE A BAD MOM, I BET YOU VACCINATED THEM TOO. ENJOY YOUR AUTISM.

Its got electrolytes!

You have no idea Rebecca how deeply this has shocked me to the core of my soul. I had no idea public servants were pretending to work while actually not doing anything and then on top of that now you've gone and told me the internet is used for porn. I AM SHATTERED I TELL YOU!!!

I can't afford to go to the hospital every time I have discomfort in my torso or trouble sleeping.

I saw one of the former football players not that long ago. He had long since moved out of town for love and we were both home visiting family. He was telling me so excitedly about driving to one of the away games with some of the other former football guys while he was home, and how the next night they went to one…

We didn't have a Homecoming, because we had Turkey Day. It's such a big deal that it has its own Wikipedia page and books written about it, and NFL teams schedule around it. The same two HSs have played on Thanksgiving for over 100 years, both schools celebrate with decoration contests, bonfires, chili cook-offs, and…

"I was cool with being induced though, since I preferred a live kid." Love this.

I remember the nurse gently wiping my ass for me while I screamed at my husband, "LOOK AWAY, FOR GOD'S SAKE, LOOK AWAY".

Cripes. I had to just skim the article. Too sad.

"Whelp, looks like everyone's forgotten about my home birth, not vaccinating my kids, my attachment parenting, not shaving my legs....I know! I'll rip on a beloved movie! PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEE"

From IFLS a few days ago: