The answer, of course, is Jaguar on catapult.

So if I buy a 996TT right now, and put a Cobb AccessPort on it, if I can live with a sub 4 second 0-60, I would be within 2 seconds of hyper cars for decades to come?

RS4 is cool. But I still think the 3.0 s/c S4 is “enough”.

her driver just circles the block

I see we’re still ignoring that Alex Roy gets regular press here. As does Ed and his Merc.

hey how about keep it work safe? eh?

Could you have welded the block to the mount plate? that would have been my solution for a quarter million mile XJ.

Just ran into a guy at the gas station and had to ask him about his shiny TBI era Tahoe. It was a ‘97, originally from WI. Not a spec of rust on it, and it had under 50k miles on it when he bought it in 2010. Some get lucky. The rest of us get shit that wouldn’t pass inspection in Berlin.

I mean, if you want to be 9th in line after all the creditors

I would rather pay a lower price, and fly to SOCAL/TX/PACnw/GA and bring home a rust free old beater than buy our orange swiss cheese rot mobiles.

SLNN is $0 right now anyway...

Would you rather:
$35k on 996 Turbo
$20k on Cayman S
$10k on C32 AMG
$15k on 335i + JB4

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move to civilization then?

Yes. Absolutely yes. If you’ve ever seen him drive, he is good at it. And ego or not, I could still use some improvement.

that’s the most interesting way of saying toss your salad that i have ever seen. well done.

And if you DO live in the rust belt (I do.), then you’re fucked. You don’t get anything nice. Everything rots except Audis, and they don’t make a pickup. Eventually, even the Audi gets rot here. Every time I’m under my car, I taste salt.

Always felt naked without a helmet.

was just waiting for it to crash.
or maybe a soccer mom driving an MRAP, eating a cinnabon while she tazers a handcuffed minority and bitches about her overtime and pension smashes into the helicopter.

back: yes.
front: nopenopenopenope

Italians get bullet proof wagons.