SLNN is $0 right now anyway...

Would you rather:
$35k on 996 Turbo
$20k on Cayman S
$10k on C32 AMG
$15k on 335i + JB4

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move to civilization then?

Yes. Absolutely yes. If you’ve ever seen him drive, he is good at it. And ego or not, I could still use some improvement.

that’s the most interesting way of saying toss your salad that i have ever seen. well done.

And if you DO live in the rust belt (I do.), then you’re fucked. You don’t get anything nice. Everything rots except Audis, and they don’t make a pickup. Eventually, even the Audi gets rot here. Every time I’m under my car, I taste salt.

Always felt naked without a helmet.

was just waiting for it to crash.
or maybe a soccer mom driving an MRAP, eating a cinnabon while she tazers a handcuffed minority and bitches about her overtime and pension smashes into the helicopter.

back: yes.
front: nopenopenopenope

Italians get bullet proof wagons.

With some after market exhaust, the sounds were intoxicating. Most comfortable bike I have ever ridden. 5 hours non stop was easy. Great luggage. Rotax motor was awesome. It was a bit heavy and slow to tip in on corners, but it is a heavier bike, not a 600cc rocket. If I could own only 1 bike on street tires, it’s…

My old Aprilia Futura.

1999 Yamaha YZF600R - It was cheap. My first bike. Put 14k miles on it.
2005 CBR600F4i - The same thing, except EFI, and 15 more HP.
2002 Aprilia Futura RST1000 - sport touring bike. Because ergonomics and comfort, asshole.
1998 Ducati ST2 - Same as above, but less weight and power. Better balanced.
Buell 1125CR — not…

not enough for a post :(

CP/.

You’re drunk, bruh.
A Maz still looks like a Maz, has italian engine, silly depreciation, arm/leg/kidney service costs, and guttural exhaust note.

Stream all the movies.

You watch too much TV.

Best way to deal with motorist who gets out of car to assault you with their fists : Let them hit you. You’re wearing armor and padding.

Women don’t care about what you drive as much as you think. It’s just a way of saying you either have a ton of money or don’t care that you’re driving around in 60% of your net worth.