Yeah so if I find your sense of humor laying around I’ll be sure to send it back to you.

I don’t understand your last question - she has what looks like two french braids, that yes probably have hair braided in to make them longer.

I would have loved to play dress up in a gown that magnificent as a kid. It’s like peak dress up.

What the actual fuck is this even? It's like joke maternity photos making fun of people who take them too seriously except I'm pretty sure they're serious and I don't even know. I just can't.

I love these two women in things. But the stuff they have co-created has been so bad. They wrote Bride Wars together and then wrote and starred in Ass Backwards which was so disappointing.

When they first got married they lived out in the country and had more apparent freedom to do everyday things. You don’t usually see her doing the shopping nowadays.

obviously she’s a princess and has a great life going but i wonder if sometimes she wants to say fuck it and wear 10 year old sweats with holes in them and drink bad wine and chainsmoke her bad mood away. she’s always so put together. seems exhausting.

Maybe she wont talk to us cause we are snide bitches and she knows it.

I feel like the active and notoriously unforgiving commentariat is definitely a factor in not giving an interview to Jezebel. I know I would advise a client to not interview with Jezebel unless they were prepared for a full autopsy in the gallery of the comments. Sometimes this picking apart is entirely fair.…

I initially misread the headline as Sean *Astin* and thought Sir Ian was being a dick who should have performed the ceremony for free (and also that Sean Astin is one of a very small number of famous people who totally get a free pass on anything LOTR). Then I realized it was *Parker*, and I immediately became Team…

It’s going to be just like this campaign event.

So is this:

I say that if pursuing this calling helps her feel better, then we leave her be. She’s not likely to convince anyone of anything, nor harm anyone else.

Considering they’ve been raising their prices since 2008 and obamacare was signed in 2010 and wasn’t completed until 2015......

This is literally the second thing today (!) that I read by Tom Arnold that I thought “hey, I think I kind of think he’s pretty cool.”

Yeah I think she looks great considering that the photo is a still from a video she posted, apologizing for cancelling a concert because she's sick. I wish I looked like that when I was sick!

You can't possibly be serious.

There is a competitive advantage to having more testosterone. I was trying to word it differently than QCIC, but there's no other way to say it. Miss Chand is not strictly a biological female.

Yes but men have a undeniably larger physical edge over women. That is not arguable.