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Rivera should tell Joe Maddon about how dress codes win championships.

RIght now ‘85 Bears alumni are not looking so good as coaching material, unless you’re some toupeed Wal-Mart in-law who just moved his team to a disinterested Los Angeles.

For some reason, Cam Newton was benched, and it’s unclear why the much better QB wasn’t on the field.

He threw into traffic. Dot dot dot: his fault

Panthers are trying to stay ahead of the NCAA so Newton was suspended one series for impermissible benefits.

The extra official will sit literally on the quarterback’s shoulders to watch for illegal hits.

If Kang is getting this much attention for a one car accident, then I assume Korean Danté Stallworth would face execution.

OH.....so now it’s the HOMEOWNERS fault. I get it.

Your kid is much, much more likely to be abused by a family member.

“One of the many sad things about the POTUS election is how this Flint disaster got pushed aside in the public’s mind.” Don’t worry - judging by Trump’s statements, 100 day plan and administration selections, we are all going to have the opportunity to witness thousands of similar disasters across the country in the…

Of course you do.

Bullshit.

Actually it was kind of funny because Snyder is such damaged goods even Trump didn’t want his endorsement and basically said “Stay the hell away from me.”

There’s a better chance that Rick Snyder goes on to a position to do damage as part of the Trump administration than there is of him suffering the consequences of his inaction regarding the Flint water crisis.

God bless Rasheed.

Shot in the middle of an intersection in broad fucking daylight while trying to apologize. This is a scary country we live in.

Louisiana needs more weed and fewer guns. Let’s all chillax, peoples.

By Indiana football standards he’s had two great seasons in a row.