It has certainly let the air out of the NY Times, that's for sure.

Don't the little pieces of horn get stuck in the straw?

Rueful, rueful.

My cat likes to pounce onto moving sheets, and well….that was a painful lesson.

It was indeed a catastrophic pun.

No, it's just Ack_Ack, and he's not here right now.

One of my cats woke me up in the middle of the night on Saturday by batting my big toe. It was very specific - not a general assault on the foot, just a playful batting of the big toe. It was delightful until I couldn't get back to sleep.

Oh for crying out loud, didn't the airplane have a beverage cart? Pepsi can diffuse any tense situation.

My neighbour Ack_Ack (a man of valour) decided to honour his favourite colour by wearing brown velour.

They're especially slow if the quarterback is doing nothing but throwing incomplete Hail Mary passes.

Consult your doctor immediately in the event of a legislative debate that lasts more than four hours.

You're bloody grateful if it's 25 percent chicken down in Flea Bottom.

If that's a stupid reason, then I share in your stupidity. I'm long overdue, and I'm putting it off for the very same reason.

NED!

I look forward to Trump's tweets about the War on Christmas this year: "Just learned that staff at Macy's say Happy Holidays instead of Messy Kweznuz. Sad!"

*inserts Huey Lewis and the News cd*

Bannon told Conway not to put metal in the science oven, but would she listen?

It's growing on me. I was underwhelmed when I first saw it, but I've seen it a couple of times since then, and I'm enjoying a more each time.

When she delivers medicine via parachute without opposable thumbs, I'll be impressed.

For sure, that could be his Achilles Heel.