YEAH! And what about all the ALTERNATE Americans killed? Why is the media silent on that front?

#havemercyonwhovian

I'm glad you did - I've always wondered whether your guts were cube-shaped, and now I know.

Can't wait for the tweet dismissing Springsteen as overrated.

Your response is also great - think of it as part of the buffet of responses available to racist assholes.

Same. Last week I was able to push it aside enough to function at about 50% efficiency. Today, not so much. This whole thing could end five or six different ways, and none of them are good.

Increasingly warm.

If he wants to take a couple of days off to work his way through the entire Pixar canon, he's more than welcome to do so.

Sprinkled donuts are the best kind.

It's the sporting event that bookends the never-tedious halftime show.

It would make a better Sec. of Education than DeVos

Auction it off to someone willing to treat it with the appropriate lack of dignity. Then donate the money to Planned Parenthood.

She also took inspiration from the Trump campaign and used circumstantial evidence to construct a pretty convincing case that Trump can't read. I'm not saying its true, but it's out there. I mean, shouldn't we consider both sides of the story?

Trump's nutcracker-in-chief insists that we respect "alternative facts," so I'm going to allow it. Trump dispensed with capital-R "Reality" in his campaign, so he can live with the consequences. Who's to say what really happened in that Russian hotel room?

There's no alternative

"Why would I need newspeak? I already have all the words. Tremendous words. They're so great, can you believe it?"

He would also likely need to be literate to understand how taxes work.

Rasmussen must be one of those alternative polls using alternative data. It's the same sort of data that explains how Trump won the election in a landslide.

Just the ones on the "most read" sidebar

More importantly, was the trash signed?